A blonde had a terrifying experience riding a horse. For no apparent reason, the beast started to get out of control. It became wild and frisky. The blonde desperately tried to hang on to the reins but the horse was so unpredictable that she was eventually thrown off. As she fell, her foot caught in the stirrups and her head bounced repeatedly on the ground with the horse refusing to stop or even slow down. Finally she was saved when the manager of Woolworth's came out and unplugged the machine

This blonde walks into a hardware store and asks the guy at the cashier,"Can I buy that microwave?" He replies,"No im sorry we don't sell to blondes." So she goes home and dies her hair green.She goes back and asks" Can I buy that microwave?" "No im sorry we don't sell to blondes" So goes home and does the same thing with burnette, red, and blue. The last time she goes in she says "How do you always know who I am?" He replies "Because thats a T.V."

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